(Oh, don't mind me: I'm just toying with the name to give to my new career path/field of expertise. It can't give the impression that I'd be making sandwiches, we all know that my job is to eat them . . . )
Sammicher. Sammichanator. Sammichston. Sammichitect. Sammicholian. Sammichior. Sammichazoid. Sammichelian. Sammichstein. Sammichipon. Sammichon. Sammichatician . . . 
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