Rocky Mountain Oysters I would not put in a salad. You know what they say: A bed of lettuce ain't no crime A little radish, tomatoe and some dressing the size of a dime But Rocky Mountain Oysters are a meal no one should shame A little radish, tomatoe and dressing would never give them the honor they proclaim.
Now, I'm not sure if anyone else ever said that But I am sure, If you've ever had a Rocky Mountain Oyster, No bed of lettuce, radish or dressing the size of a dime would ever allow you the ungodly feeling of having one invade your salad at any time.