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Got any jokes about youself?

Once I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured he must be talking to somebody else so I pointed to myself and said - na - noose. Then the judge said OK have it your way and they took me out and hung me. Cheers and happy weekend! 

Posted - June 21, 2019
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  • Opportunist. Every guy wants to tell the women about being hung.
      June 21, 2019 6:19 PM MDT
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  • Los Angeles means The Angels - But Lasagne doesn't .

    I think it's a sign ...
      June 21, 2019 8:46 PM MDT
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    I knew that Los Angeles is the city of angles and a Lasagne is an Italian sports car so there not the same at all. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at June 3, 2022 9:37 PM MDT
      June 21, 2019 9:21 PM MDT
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