Once a day for the past week, I asked you what day it was, and you gave me a different answer every single time! Why are you lying to me?

I'm not here to hold your hand through life.  Buy a Far Side calendar. 

What month is it?

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I'll always tell you when I'm lying

and If you start that s**t again this week, I'll just call you redundant

It's Sunday and we've begun a vicous cycle.  We must kill it.

Now we need to killacycle

Wait, what?  Three days ago you told me it was Thursday!  This never ends with you, does it?

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I'm sorry my friend. It's all part of the circle of life

im not lying, its a different day every day