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I feel like making more changes to my life, should I:

A) get married and have a baby or two. 

B) get a house plant 

C) change my hair colour




Posted - June 22, 2019

Responses


  • dont  get married but have one  night stand that results in pregnancy anyway but it's like triplets 
      June 22, 2019 7:16 PM MDT
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  • Ewwwww I don’t want the aids or the herpes. No one night stands. Maybe a turkey baster deal or something so can skip the whole marriage thing. 
      June 22, 2019 7:20 PM MDT
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  • what's more life changing than genital herpes 
      June 23, 2019 6:47 AM MDT
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  • Good point, thanks god. Always with the good advice;)
      June 23, 2019 7:26 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    Have an ice cream sundae
    with lots of Chocolate syrup...
      June 22, 2019 7:38 PM MDT
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  • I guess that might give me morning sickness ;)
      June 22, 2019 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 7791
    No matter how boring life gets, never get married and have babies. B and C will do just fine.
      June 22, 2019 7:41 PM MDT
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  • But a plant can’t do the dishes and mow the lawn. If I have a baby I’ll have free labour for 15 ish years... kids can start mowing lawns at 6ish right? 
      June 22, 2019 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 7791
    Soooooooooooo many things can go wrong with that logic. BTW, if you don't like the way things turn out, you can't return babies. You got to keep them and be miserable with that lazy sperm donor.
      June 22, 2019 8:03 PM MDT
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  • Oh, can I get like an extended warranty? 
      June 22, 2019 8:06 PM MDT
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  • 7791
    You'd have a better chance with me. LOL!!!
      June 22, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • Ah dammit! Lol :)
      June 22, 2019 8:13 PM MDT
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  • B. get a house plant

    Cacti are much easier to take care of than men and babies.

      June 22, 2019 7:41 PM MDT
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  • Stay away from that thing when drinking tequila!!!! ;) 
      June 22, 2019 7:55 PM MDT
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  • Oh, totally. Anyway, I wouldn't want to make B.O.B. jealous.
      June 22, 2019 8:12 PM MDT
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  • If he gets moody just threaten to take his batteries away.... or maybe not. You won’t sleep tonight -_- 
      June 22, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • He knows his place, though. Amazon prime can deliver his replacement by 9 PM tomorrow if I order within the next four hours. 
      June 22, 2019 8:18 PM MDT
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  • You know, you’re right. I don’t need babies or a husband. I have amazon prime. 
      June 22, 2019 8:21 PM MDT
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  • And that's all you'll ever need.
      June 22, 2019 8:25 PM MDT
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  • I was thinking I might be having a mid life crisis, but I looked it up and mid life doesn’t start till like 45. So yeah I’ll just stick with the amazon prime cos I think I’m just pmsy. Or maybe I’ll get a puppy or something. 
      June 22, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • I wish I could have a puppy but they're too much work. I have a cat and he sleeps about twenty hours a day. He's pretty useless but his redeeming quality is that he's so damn cute that I almost can't handle that much cuteness.
      June 22, 2019 8:43 PM MDT
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  • I don’t have anytime for a puppy right now either. One day I will:) I think right now I just want some miss Vicky’s salt and vinegar chips and a movie Instead of a puppy. have a good night :)
      June 22, 2019 8:48 PM MDT
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  • Ooh, those chips are good. Enjoy and have a good night, you and your chips :)
      June 22, 2019 8:50 PM MDT
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  • Dogs!
      June 22, 2019 7:51 PM MDT
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