But a plant can’t do the dishes and mow the lawn. If I have a baby I’ll have free labour for 15 ish years... kids can start mowing lawns at 6ish right?
Soooooooooooo many things can go wrong with that logic. BTW, if you don't like the way things turn out, you can't return babies. You got to keep them and be miserable with that lazy sperm donor.
I was thinking I might be having a mid life crisis, but I looked it up and mid life doesn’t start till like 45. So yeah I’ll just stick with the amazon prime cos I think I’m just pmsy. Or maybe I’ll get a puppy or something.
I wish I could have a puppy but they're too much work. I have a cat and he sleeps about twenty hours a day. He's pretty useless but his redeeming quality is that he's so damn cute that I almost can't handle that much cuteness.
I don’t have anytime for a puppy right now either. One day I will:) I think right now I just want some miss Vicky’s salt and vinegar chips and a movie Instead of a puppy. have a good night :)