I feel like making more changes to my life, should I:

Ewwwww I don’t want the aids or the herpes. No one night stands. Maybe a turkey baster deal or something so can skip the whole marriage thing. 

what's more life changing than genital herpes 

Good point, thanks god. Always with the good advice;)

I guess that might give me morning sickness ;)

But a plant can’t do the dishes and mow the lawn. If I have a baby I’ll have free labour for 15 ish years... kids can start mowing lawns at 6ish right? 

Soooooooooooo many things can go wrong with that logic. BTW, if you don't like the way things turn out, you can't return babies. You got to keep them and be miserable with that lazy sperm donor.

Oh, can I get like an extended warranty? 

You'd have a better chance with me. LOL!!!

Ah dammit! Lol :)

Stay away from that thing when drinking tequila!!!! ;) 

Oh, totally. Anyway, I wouldn't want to make B.O.B. jealous.

If he gets moody just threaten to take his batteries away.... or maybe not. You won’t sleep tonight -_- 

He knows his place, though. Amazon prime can deliver his replacement by 9 PM tomorrow if I order within the next four hours. 

You know, you’re right. I don’t need babies or a husband. I have amazon prime. 

I was thinking I might be having a mid life crisis, but I looked it up and mid life doesn’t start till like 45. So yeah I’ll just stick with the amazon prime cos I think I’m just pmsy. Or maybe I’ll get a puppy or something. 

I wish I could have a puppy but they're too much work. I have a cat and he sleeps about twenty hours a day. He's pretty useless but his redeeming quality is that he's so damn cute that I almost can't handle that much cuteness.

I don’t have anytime for a puppy right now either. One day I will:) I think right now I just want some miss Vicky’s salt and vinegar chips and a movie Instead of a puppy. have a good night :)

Ooh, those chips are good. Enjoy and have a good night, you and your chips :)