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Benedict Arnold

But what will happen to humanity when we deplete the world's supply of pink Himalayan salt?

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Posted - July 4, 2019
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  • 46117
    Is it possible?    The Himalayans are really HUUUGE.  If it happens,  I am dead then.  That is the most expensive enhancement we offer.  

    That is why the spa is called hand and stone.  We got those stones there.

    A regular massage is about 60 an hour
    a hot stone is 80 
    a Himalayan hot stone is 90.

    DEAD.

    Stop sprinkling that stuff on your food  then.  I need the money.  Those stones dissolve and I have to replace them.  



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 4, 2019 10:54 AM MDT
      July 4, 2019 10:13 AM MDT
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  • But the pink salt solves all my problems :/
      July 4, 2019 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'm gonna cave (no pun intended) on this one.  Because?  I use this salt on everything and it DOES taste much better.  I never knew salt could taste differently, but it does and it has minerals that are good for you.  So, have at it.  There is enough to go around unless Trump puts a Tariff on India's salt exportation.  We need that SALT.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 4, 2019 1:35 PM MDT
      July 4, 2019 11:54 AM MDT
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  • I'm hoping the world will finally embrace the miracle of vodka. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 6, 2019 9:26 AM MDT
      July 4, 2019 10:56 AM MDT
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  • In Stolichnaya we trust  
      July 4, 2019 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    We can always go to the Dead Sea and you can bring the Stoli if you choose.

    https://www.amazon.com/Bokek-Dead-Sea-Salt-Fine/dp/B005HIOGDM/ref=asc_df_B005HIOGDM/?tag=bingshoppinga-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=%7Bcreative%7D&hvpos=%7Badposition%7D&hvnetw=o&hvrand=%7Brandom%7D&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=%7Bdevicemodel%7D&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583520382591292&th=1 This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 4, 2019 12:45 PM MDT
      July 4, 2019 12:00 PM MDT
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  • Drunk skinny dipping in the Dead Sea at midnight. LoonLips and I are in. 
      July 4, 2019 12:45 PM MDT
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  • Hipsters and white wine suburban stay at home moms will start grinding their lamps down for glorified colored salt that taste like salt.
      July 6, 2019 9:29 AM MDT
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  • This will cause wars and great famine, I am certain. I just don't know if we'll survive that kind of apocalyptic event. Understandably, I'm worried :/
      July 6, 2019 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    There will be trouble at Mill if that ever happens, I'm sure there will be some scientist going to sea to disolve this issue....:)D
      July 6, 2019 1:15 PM MDT
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  • I believe there may be a grain of truth to which you speak. 
      July 6, 2019 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Maybe they could start growing some desalination Plants , to me this solution is crystal clear and in the pink     :) D 
      July 6, 2019 1:29 PM MDT
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