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What was your workplace fantasy?

Mine was ripping all of the motivational posters off the wall and feeding them to the shredder.


Posted - July 8, 2019

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  • You could have always replaced the motivational posters with non-motivational posters.



    For me I think it would have to be pulling off a legit workday nap while in the office.  The timing would have to be perfect but it's not impossible.  I'd need just a few moments of the main office area being totally empty so I could get the lights off and door shut and then the rest would be simply having the comforts out of view of the door that would actually allow me to sleep.  Maybe an under the desk setup like George Costanza came up with on Seinfeld. 
      July 8, 2019 8:17 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    them PERMANENTLY closing,  which they ARE as of last night [fire emoji] [100 emoji]
      July 8, 2019 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    Screwing an art teacher. Wait...I did.
      July 8, 2019 8:47 AM MDT
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  • You must have gotten a good lesson in the human form.
      July 8, 2019 9:09 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    I have been a student of the female anatomy for over 50 years.
      July 8, 2019 9:24 AM MDT
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  • Cannons
      July 8, 2019 8:48 AM MDT
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  • Should we all be worried?
      July 8, 2019 9:20 AM MDT
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  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      July 8, 2019 10:03 AM MDT
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  • My workplace fantasy is simple. I just want everyone to be clean and smell good. I want one day where I don't come home with a mysterious funk on my scrubs.
      July 8, 2019 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 488
      July 8, 2019 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 952
      July 8, 2019 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Every one starts tipping three times the norm.  
      July 8, 2019 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 52905



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      July 8, 2019 10:32 PM MDT
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