What was your workplace fantasy?

You could have always replaced the motivational posters with non-motivational posters.



For me I think it would have to be pulling off a legit workday nap while in the office.  The timing would have to be perfect but it's not impossible.  I'd need just a few moments of the main office area being totally empty so I could get the lights off and door shut and then the rest would be simply having the comforts out of view of the door that would actually allow me to sleep.  Maybe an under the desk setup like George Costanza came up with on Seinfeld. 

them PERMANENTLY closing,  which they ARE as of last night [fire emoji] [100 emoji]

Screwing an art teacher. Wait...I did.

Cannons

My workplace fantasy is simple. I just want everyone to be clean and smell good. I want one day where I don't come home with a mysterious funk on my scrubs.

Every one starts tipping three times the norm.  

  ((((Security?  Listen, she’s at it again. Send a few officers up here and take her away again, please. How’s that?  Yes, the stun gun is authorized this time. HOLD IT DOWN, SHE‘S ONLY A FEW FEET FROM ME. Yes, yes, I’ll sign the liability forms later, just get here right away, please hurry!  A spit-bag?  Of course you need a spit bag, that’s standard when dealing with her.  What is this, your first day or something???)))

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