Take a mushroom, then add dissolved aspirin, about a bottle full dissolved, and then you add just enough rancid oil (not much, these things are DRY) to mask the other flavors enough so that you want to throw up on impact of the foulness dissolving in your mouth. Then add a tablespoonful of comet cleanser just for good measure.
That is what it is doing to your system too by the way. Especially your nervous system.
All mushrooms contain some poison. Even the ones from the supermarket. I always felt that the spores reached our planet via comet dust or meteorites. They grow in the dark, so they must be alien.