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Randy D

Sure, I’ll start drinking coffee some day . . . when they invent sandwich-flavored coffee, that is!




How‘s THAT, you lovers of and purveyors of that vile sludge?  Grrrrrrrrr.

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Posted - July 12, 2019
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  • 1817
    you know what's really good in coffee? mayonaise 
      July 12, 2019 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Oh yes, great idea! hahahaha
      July 12, 2019 11:41 PM MDT
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  • 44656
    (Vegemite, too.)
      July 13, 2019 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll make you some sandwich-flavored coffee when you tell me what flavor sandwich is.  
      July 12, 2019 11:55 PM MDT
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  • 53529

      My point exactly! Finally, you and I see eye to eye on something. 

    ~

     
      July 13, 2019 12:55 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    WHAT POINT?

    What flavor is SANDWICH? 

    THERE IS NO POINT.  How can we agree?  
      July 13, 2019 2:10 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    Umm... Is now a bad time to tell you such product exists? I'll get your mug ready. 


    https://crazycups.com/crazy-cups-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwich/
      July 13, 2019 1:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Make him drink the WHOLE THING.  
      July 13, 2019 2:10 AM MDT
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  • 53529

      It's a slippery slope: next thing I know, you'll have me all strung out on Vegemite and hopped up on mayo.  No thanks, kiddo!  I opt out of being sprawled in garbage-filled alleyways with used needles dangling from my veins.  Peddle your additions addiction plans somewhere else, sister, because I plan to stay clean! Enabler.

    This post was edited by Randy D at July 13, 2019 2:24 PM MDT
      July 13, 2019 6:39 AM MDT
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  • 44656
    Additions or addictions?
      July 13, 2019 10:18 AM MDT
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  • 53529
    Doh!
    :|
      July 13, 2019 12:38 PM MDT
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  • If my coffee repels you, that's quite the bonus, in my opinion.
      July 13, 2019 7:13 AM MDT
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  • 53529


      That sounds hostile. Are you breaking up with me again?  Grrr.

    ~


     
      July 13, 2019 7:39 AM MDT
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  • Let me pour you a nice big cup of coffee. You'll feel better.



      July 13, 2019 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 53529

      Ok, but I’ll only drink it if there’s no coffee in it. Fill it with root beer and we’ll talk. 

    ~
      July 13, 2019 8:58 AM MDT
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  • How about coffee and we won't talk?
      July 13, 2019 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 53529

     Hostile.  It’s clear that you don’t want our relationship to succeed.

    ~

     
      July 13, 2019 9:58 AM MDT
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  • The one thing we can agree on lol. 
      July 13, 2019 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 44656
    Where did you get that pic of JA?
      July 13, 2019 6:59 PM MDT
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  • What?! That's me. I bet I can coffee drink her under the table lol. 
      July 13, 2019 7:02 PM MDT
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