Noah Guy. Paige Turner. Corazon Hart. Lyndsey Doyle. Kent Reid. Summer Knight. Lee Ward. Jerry Rigg. Carrie Ober. Patience Waite.

Nah, those are good ones.  I haven't thought of any funny names since  Sharonna told me they're not funny.

I always thought Isaac Hite would be a funny name for one of Bart Simpson's prank calls to Mo's Tavern:

Bart: "I've a call for a Mr Hite please, first name Isaac".
Moe: (shouts around bar) "Isaac Hite! IsaaKite! I wanna get 'igh's a Kite!"
Customer: (laughing) "Your beer usually does the trick, Moe!" 

Then I found out Isaac Hite was a real person - a Major in the American Revolutionary War.