So what's it totally going to take to elevate this day to the next level for you?

I knew you were sadistic but... 

Your suffering will.be legendary, even in hell.

This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 27, 2019 12:20 PM MDT

Oh trust me. Hell is saving a seat for me. 

Here at least we shall be free; the Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice
to reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

Um, ok. But can I just have my panties back from the other day? They were my fav. 

What do we say when ask for something?

*sobs*

OK, keep my Dora panties you animal. They were a gift from the nice man at the carnival.

Now its well known In like  tears,  but what's the word I am looking for? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 27, 2019 2:02 PM MDT

What kind of pizza? 

Any kind of pizza.  Just no pineapple, anchovies or broccoli.  :D

Sandra it is so nice to hear from you again.  I remember you from Answer Bag. I was Towlie back then.

Hey!  How's it going?

I'm still alive and I'm glad you are too.  Hope to see more of you.  

What time should I come by? 

Stop in at your convenience.....there's plenty. :)

What kind of beans?

Does it matter?  I mean what bean tastes different from the others?  Black beans, kidney, lentil.  God they all taste the same.  BEANY.

We-eee-ll...my mind is on flatulence, not taste.

Again, it proves my point.  I think they ALL have that one in common.  

Not a problem when you cook them correctly.  I didn't know this until just a few years ago.  My family suffered needlessly..... Rinsing off the soaking water and cooking the beans in plain water (no salt of other ingredients) until tender and then adding your ingredients.  Actually, the pouring off the soaking water and rinsing the beans twice is the key to gasless enjoyment. 

They may all taste the same to you.  Not to me, and obviously not to SandySandboxes. 

Ok ok.  I'll give this one to you because the size makes a huge difference.  Like a kidney bean is skin and large amounts of bean while a lentil is small in shape so less bean taste and more thin shell.  So, there is bean with a large portion of "bean" and there is bean with a small.

It still is a freaking bean.  If you shut your eyes and extract the bean part, you won't tell the difference.  Like Pepsi and Coke.  same.