Why is LoonLips prettier than me and how can I deal with this blow to my ego?

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 29, 2019 6:53 AM MDT

Lol .... but I’m a girl .. I need to be validated... 

You're perfectly valid.

But tell me I’m pretty.... SAY IT! 

Oh I think your pretty as hell I thought you knew that already..

you never tell me I’m pretty:( HOLD MY HAND AND WRITE ME A POEM. 

Yeah right!  I see through your little test.  That's like the last thing you would want from me.


I'll hold your hair. ;)

Roses are red and violets are blue - Canadians like Poutine and hockey too. Cheers and happy weekend! 

Cheers :)

I know.

But usually you just get violated.

Which lips are the Looney ones?

Looney's.  Kiss Kiss Looney's Lips.
She said
She'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as she stays with me
She said
She'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as I stayed clean
Kiss kiss
Molly's lips
Kiss kiss
Molly's lips
Kiss kiss
Molly's lips
Kiss kiss



You just paraphrase Looney for Molly 
Kurt won't mind.  He dead.  


This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 29, 2019 6:54 AM MDT

Well then I guess I WILL CHANGE MY NAME!!  Gawd!

Jaimie?  Who wrote the question.  I am talking to YOU about Looni Lips.  She has to be beautiful to deal with having that NAME.

What possible sense does you changing JAIME make?   Is that a weird name?  Is Looni  Lips?   So you can do the easy deduction.  

You are welcome. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 29, 2019 6:54 AM MDT

I WANT TO BE PRETTY TOO! I’m feeling very emotional atm. I think I need a midol and a bag of junior mints. 

I have never seen you.  I think you are as pretty as you feel.  Right now, I am not feeling pretty.  I am not able to be pretty and instead of trying to be half-assed pretty, I don't bother.  

I have done this before in my life.  I just let myself go as far as any glam.  I am in a uniform with no makeup and uncombed hair and just not someone you would say, look at that babe about.  

But, I know how to.  And if I get through this period of buying my house I will go back to being my glam self.  My dream is to show people how great OLD can look to inspire them.  But right now?  I look like the dog's dinner. I  have pulled myself back from way worse than I look now and that is the Scorpio pluto power.  WE can regenerate like there is no tomorrow.  I gained and lost 130 pounds in two years once.  And I was never fat in my life and then got fat and hated it.  10 years of fat.  And when I stopped being fat, I worked out every day and got into the health and beauty route.  Then went to school and now I am working and saving and planning and still at least healthy.

Meanwhile, I can live through everyone else who is alive and living la vida loca.   In Cuba.

What about having  Gris-Gris McMuffin for a name?

You have no idea how much I love that name.  It is hilarious.  

But, nah.  I have to be an original.  

Honestly, I rarely have any idea what love, hate, want, or feel.  Your enigmatic demeanor always keeps me guessing and that's what I like about you..  I have absolutely no read on.you at any given time. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 29, 2019 6:56 AM MDT

Just ask.  I am good at honestly explaining.  Honest.  

I blame my mom.

She couldn't spell Lunette.