How do you keep beavers out of your bathroom if the doors and floorboards are made of wood?

Beaver-B-Gone

Is that the name of a pest-control business, or is it the name of some substance we can buy in an aerosol can? Lol:)

Yes.  And both companies are involved in a vicious legal battle over who gets to keep the name. 

I can well imagine that. There's only one way to settle it. Let all the beavers loose on both companies, and the one whose premises are destroyed by beavers first loses the battle. How about that? Lol:)

Only if there's a D-list celebrity to host the event. 

Cement, I suggest lots and lots of cement ;)

Lol:)

Doors made out of cement? I've never heard of that before. Lol:)

Hello Andy:

Oh, I don't.   Beavers can show up in my bathroom anytime they want.  Yes, there's wood in my bathroom.

excon

Do you ever get beavers in your bathroom, excon? If you do, don't they wreak havoc? Lol:)

Just don't mistake one for a hand towel! 

That would be fun! Lol:)

Hello again, Andy:

One can hope..

excon

Lol:)

Be less selfish with your bathroom.

They would rather have fresh trees.

I have a fire-proof file cabinet made with concrete... it's boss!

just lock the windows