What is the weirdest thing you have seen someone use or used yourself as a weapon that wasn't intented for a weapon at all?? Please explain

How dare he!!  If he were any gentlemen at all, he would see you didn't have the mental capability to do a dish.  Instead, he could have your plants dirt and the plant, itself and clean that up!
That's the problem with anger fits.  Someone always has to clean it up and normally, that someone is me.  Ugh.
That is exactly what I was looking for in an answer. Thank you!