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How much plastic surgery do I need to do to look better than you?

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Posted - September 8, 2016

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  • About a quart. 

      September 8, 2016 3:07 PM MDT
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  • awww. you're the best! :0)

      September 8, 2016 3:10 PM MDT
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  • okay! :0)

      September 8, 2016 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 5808

    you wouldn't need to do anything

      September 8, 2016 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    I take it you need none. You will look good as you are.
      September 8, 2016 3:21 PM MDT
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  • Some teeth whitener and you're good to go.

      September 8, 2016 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 5354

    If you have 5 millon USD in ready cash, you can get to look exactly like me. Better? Sorry, but there are limits to what cosmetic surgery can do.

      September 8, 2016 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 44607

    The surgeon could hack your face into a checkerboard pattern and you would still look better than me.

      September 8, 2016 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    The prosthetic down below will be the most of your concerns; I hope you have a LOT of money.  The good news is that you can finally stop pretending and let that mustache of yours grow out.

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      September 10, 2016 10:10 PM MDT
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