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Posted - August 25, 2019
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  • Is boring and boujee AF. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 31, 2019 6:54 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 9:00 AM MDT
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  • Golf... is only fun when there's an alligator on the course.


     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 31, 2019 6:54 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 9:15 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I love him. It makes me want to buy clubs and join that course.  
      August 25, 2019 10:04 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    ...and eating all the elitist pr*cks 
      August 25, 2019 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 10053
    What Gris said and also responsible for wasting water and destroying ecosystems. 
      August 25, 2019 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    causes more injuries than you would realize,   People do not know how to stretch first and they throw their backs out and cause all sorts of back, neck and shoulder problems.
      August 25, 2019 10:02 AM MDT
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  • 33002
    My Dad broke his elbow playing golf. He forgot his shoes and when he swang he ended up on the ground with a dislocated elbow.
      August 25, 2019 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 23156
    Now that you mention it that way, I can see this happening a lot to people.
      August 31, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    ...is F'ing stupid unless there is a Windmill involved



      August 25, 2019 10:51 AM MDT
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  • And unless you get to shoot your balls into a clown's mouth.
    Which reminds me...Do you still have that clown's mask?
    Feel like wearing it?
      August 25, 2019 5:22 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    I do...the clown mask and a big red nose, to boot!


      This post was edited by Jon at August 31, 2019 6:56 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 5:26 PM MDT
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  • ... is the perfect training  for everyone who wants better anal sex .
      August 25, 2019 2:51 PM MDT
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  • 44359
    HUH?
      August 25, 2019 3:07 PM MDT
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  • Talk to your caddy.
      August 25, 2019 3:18 PM MDT
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  • 44359
    I carry my own clubs and balls.
      August 25, 2019 3:19 PM MDT
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  • I'm sorry to hear that.
      August 25, 2019 3:21 PM MDT
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  • 44359
    I'm not going to pay someone else to do it.
      August 25, 2019 3:25 PM MDT
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  • But sometimes you have to if you want something different.

    Like getting to the hole faster ... This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 31, 2019 6:56 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 44359
    Yes...there's that. Innuendo is so much fun.
      August 25, 2019 3:35 PM MDT
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  • My endo is another game 
      August 25, 2019 3:41 PM MDT
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  • Sign me up.  There's always room for improvement.
      August 25, 2019 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    *giggle* practice makes perfect. 
      August 25, 2019 5:11 PM MDT
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  • Its all for you, baby.
      August 25, 2019 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Oooooooooooooooooooo I got this...



    I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO got this
      August 25, 2019 5:42 PM MDT
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