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Randy D

Does your fake online AnswerMug spouse sit around all day thinking up new ways to hemorrhage more and more money from you?

Mine certainly does. Grrrrrrr. 

Posted - September 1, 2019
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  • Yeah right “hemorrhaging you for money” can’t even get a decent cup of coffee from you.
        
      September 1, 2019 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      You know I’m anti-coffee, don’t you?  I despise that vile swill!  Ugggggh!
    ~
      September 1, 2019 8:34 AM MDT
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  • It’s not all about YOU, Randy. I need coffee. Please buy me Brazil,  so I always have an ample supply of coffee. Please, NOW. 

      September 1, 2019 8:39 AM MDT
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  • 53503


      (This woman’s deranged. Steals all my money, leaves me penniless, then demands I spend money on her, MONEY THAT I NO LONGER HAVE! Grrrrrr.)
    ~
      September 1, 2019 10:13 AM MDT
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  • 44602
    Careful...JA could ban you for saying that. (I LOVE COFFEE, PRINCESS.)
      September 1, 2019 10:03 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      Teacher‘s pet. 
      Suck-up. 
      Yes man. 
      Lap dog. 
      Puppet. 
      Tattletale. 

      
      
      September 1, 2019 10:08 AM MDT
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  • 44602
    That's a lot of work. It ain't easy staying number one.
    You forgot slayer of dragons.
      September 1, 2019 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 44602
    There is a reason I haven't married Merlin. I do have two daughters here but they don't ask for money and already have their own cars.
      September 1, 2019 10:08 AM MDT
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  • Your hoard of answerMug credits won't make me a rich widow.
      September 1, 2019 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 44602
    (He's actually Jewish and stingy with his money. I get to make Jew jokes because I am one.)
      September 1, 2019 5:20 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Nah, she fake married me for my Vegemite.

      September 1, 2019 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    She must not be an American. We don't use that stuff. Hey...I can think of only one Aussie woman here. She is my AM sister and off-limits. LOL
      September 1, 2019 5:29 PM MDT
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