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Where’s Randy? What is he doing? Did he find someone to make sandwiches for him? Is he with Jane S? She’s not here either..I WANT A DIVORCE.

Posted - September 1, 2019
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  • 46117
    He wrote the Trump Playbook.  Meaning, he was the ghost writer behind the lies Trump tells his women.

    So, you don't have a prayer.  By the time he gets done with you, you will wind up paying HIM alimony.
      September 1, 2019 7:30 PM MDT
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  • WRONG! I already made him buy me brazil earlier today,  so he has no money for lawyers. Plus I put a complaint clause into our separation agreement so he’s going to need a night job for complaining about all my grammar mistakes. I WIN. 
      September 1, 2019 7:33 PM MDT
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  • Since you're breaking up you might as well know everything - I've been his drive through Taco Belle for months.

    I feel so dirty.

    Its nice.
      September 1, 2019 7:43 PM MDT
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  • will you please be my star witness in the divorce case then??? I’ll give you 8% of my settlement and a free trip to Cuba...
      September 1, 2019 7:45 PM MDT
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  • i think if both of us try to screw him he'll just marry us.

    He's Amish you know. 
      September 1, 2019 7:48 PM MDT
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  • he‘s Amish??? I really don’t know much about him Cos I only know him from comments in threads... are Amish people rich? I don’t think they are :/ what the heck’s I going to get out of this marriage then??? 
      September 1, 2019 7:52 PM MDT
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  • He kept talking about plowing his seeds all the time so I just assumed he was a real farmer.

    But at least he gave you Brazil. All I got was Cockwood Street.
      September 1, 2019 8:07 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) oh:/
      September 1, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 53503
    That’s Woodcock Drive-Way, I’ll have you know.



    ~
      September 1, 2019 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Silly. Silly. Silly.  And where is Brazil that he bought you?  Do you have it yet?  DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH.  And like The Donald, he has re-negged on so many debts owed to SO MANY MUGGERS you need to re-think your position here, girlie.  You have been OUT-Randied.  

    I know  how he operates.  His major strength is what is a weakness to everyone else.  He is in DENIAL.  And he gets away with EVERYTHING.  Just like our beloved Leader.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 2, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
      September 1, 2019 10:42 PM MDT
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  • You mean I’m not really the queen of Brazil now?? :/ 
      September 2, 2019 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Why didn't you tell me Randy isn't here. I've been hiding from him.

    via GIPHY

      September 1, 2019 7:51 PM MDT
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  • Come out, come out where ever you are! THE COAST IS CLEAR!!  
      September 1, 2019 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Thank you, Jane for another great one.
      September 1, 2019 10:36 PM MDT
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  • 53503

    *Meanwhile, back at Jane’s place . . .


    ”Where is she, where is she, where is she, where is she?“

    ~
      September 1, 2019 10:53 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I think one of my run-on sentences hit him and ran.

      September 1, 2019 8:33 PM MDT
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  • That’s probably what happened to him ...
      September 1, 2019 8:48 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      I knew you were doing that on purpose! You’ve been goading me, haven’t you?  Grrrrrrrr. 
    ~
      September 1, 2019 10:34 PM MDT
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