What is something you would not want to find under your bed?

Neither is acceptable.

*shudders* Stop it!

Exactly...

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

I want to put it in a partially unzipped body-bag and stick it in the floor of the nearest bus terminal!

*BOO*

Is that a zombie clown?

They already are.

Hell no! That's a Bozo clown!

Can you imagine that as a daily morning kid's show host?! It was 

Remind me to tell you a story about this one time at band-camp

Clowns go through many years of extensive, balloon animal training.

You better watch you butt, mister grumpy pants or your cotton candy will be 50% Rayon 

Yep, that is one childhood terror that simply cannot be burned from the mental records... mostly because kind folks such as yourself keep reminding me of it!

Capt Kangaroo only became creepy when I was much older.

A dead rat.

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