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Benedict Arnold

I’m not watching the Indianapolis Colts/Los Angeles Chargers football game, so should I care what they’re doing at half time?No? Okay.

Posted - September 8, 2019
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  • 53050

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      September 8, 2019 4:22 PM MDT
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  • 53050

      Are there any divorce lawyers who work on Sundays?  I want to file immediately. Grrrrrrr.



    :[
      September 8, 2019 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 7611
    Now baby, baby you know you don't mean that.

     This post was edited by . at September 8, 2019 4:38 PM MDT
      September 8, 2019 4:34 PM MDT
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  • 53050

     Well, perhaps I was a bit hasty . . .

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      September 8, 2019 4:37 PM MDT
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  • How many wives do you HAVE???? 

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 9, 2019 12:30 AM MDT
      September 8, 2019 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 53050

      I don’t know know what you’re talking about: I just give a lot of CPR.  (Cough, cough.)


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    This post was edited by Randy D at September 8, 2019 6:01 PM MDT
      September 8, 2019 4:44 PM MDT
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  •   September 8, 2019 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 53050

      Oh, I forget to tell you: I’m a layman gynecologist. 


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      September 8, 2019 5:00 PM MDT
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  • Ohhhhh...okay it all makes sense now. So I guess we can stay married then...Doctors pull in 6 figures plus a year, right??


      September 8, 2019 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 53050

      Keep thinking that way, Chrissy. Of course, it’s just a fake online marriage, so the salary is also fake and online. 


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at September 8, 2019 6:00 PM MDT
      September 8, 2019 5:18 PM MDT
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  •   September 8, 2019 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 53050

      Janet, explain it to Chrissy, please. 


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      September 8, 2019 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    You're not alone - I'm not watching the game either.  The only sports I see are what's on the news.
      September 8, 2019 4:49 PM MDT
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  • I don’t even watch the sports on the news. I do watch hockey play-offs though. I think it’s illegal to not watch the play-offs where I live ;)  
      September 8, 2019 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    You ouldn't get me to watch any sports game other than may be baseball, and only if the Yankees make to to the series.  I start to watch at the 7th inning.  
      September 8, 2019 5:27 PM MDT
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  • I’ve never been a fan of baseball, but I went to a Bluejays game two years ago. So fun! have you seen Yankees live? 
      September 8, 2019 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    I've been to one live game at the old Yankee Stadium before it was torn down.  Everyone in front of me was taller than me and kept standing up,  I spent most of the game watching on the Jumbotron.  If I'm going to watch it on TV, I'll do it at home where I can take off my bra, slip on a comfy pair of pants and an old tee shirt and eat snacks for which I don't have to take out a mortgage on my home.
      September 8, 2019 9:41 PM MDT
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  • Lol, makes sense. 
      September 9, 2019 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 53050

      Wait, you can’t take off your bra at the baseball park?

    :(
      September 9, 2019 8:42 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    I could, but they frown upon it.
      September 9, 2019 8:47 PM MDT
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  • Ohhh yes it's your favorite time of year again.  Here's the first of 10,000 to come over the next 5 months. 

      September 9, 2019 6:25 AM MDT
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  • Don’t make me put you on a 5 month time out...if your team makes it to the Super Bowl again... I’m changing my number. 


      September 9, 2019 4:41 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I don't recommend you saying so what or I don't care or who cares to Rosie.  

    Don't do it. She goes bats&it crazy on ya.

    I'm still traumatized.

    Anyway, I have yet to understand why anyone wants to watch football although I have to say that Quarterback from that one team, what's-his-face is pretty amazing.  You know?


    Tom Brady
    New England Patriots.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 9, 2019 5:03 PM MDT
      September 9, 2019 4:53 PM MDT
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  • Tom Brady is aight’ ;) I don't get the whole football thing at all. Sorry you got traumatized:/ stay out of dark corners!!!
      September 9, 2019 5:05 PM MDT
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