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Benedict Arnold

How did you get your last bruise? Same like Sharron’s exercise question, NO SEX ANSWERS! GAWD! :/

Posted - September 11, 2019
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  • What a jerk... you should have grabbed a cart and bumped him right back :/ 
      September 12, 2019 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Come to think of it, I can’t think of a single bruise I’ve acquired, and that’s going back years and years and years. Either I’m leading the charmed life of a princess or it’s true what they say, “God made black, and black don’t crack.”

     [Disclaimer: I am not even half as muscular as the fellow in the photo. Not now, nor have I ever been.]
    ~
      September 12, 2019 5:41 AM MDT
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  • Princess Randy??? Oh gawd, just my luck I fake married someone more vain than me. Your tiara better not be prettier than mine :/ I’ll SUE!! 
      September 12, 2019 6:52 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    Guuuuurlll, I keep forgetting; is it your turn to borrow glitter from me, or my turn to borrow it from you?
    ~


      September 12, 2019 10:27 PM MDT
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  • I don’t even KNOW who you are anymore -_-
      September 13, 2019 4:39 PM MDT
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  • Well I was trying to slide myself inside...but it was extremely tight. So I had to maneuver myself around a little. I managed to finally get half of me inside.  I was just about to give up before she finally said "you'll be fine, just cram yourself the rest of the way in...it's a really short ride anyway." She leans across me and yanks the metal bar across my lap slamming it against my kneecap as I was still trying to get my legs all the way in. Last time I ever ride Oscar's Whirly Worm with my kids. 

      September 12, 2019 6:07 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Well played, Prodigal; very well played. 


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      September 12, 2019 6:45 AM MDT
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  •   September 12, 2019 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 34280
    Lol. I was getting my moderating thumb ready. 
      September 12, 2019 8:12 AM MDT
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  • Just shows where your mind was at.  Can't a man tell an innocent story about the discomfort he put himself through to go on an amusement park ride with his kids? 
      September 12, 2019 8:15 AM MDT
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  • You had my hanging ON..EVERY...WORD....Wanna go amusement park with me some time?? Lol. 
      September 12, 2019 6:53 PM MDT
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  • Are you going to want to try out the Whirly Worm???
      September 12, 2019 9:19 PM MDT
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  • Uh-huh 
      September 13, 2019 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    What is wrong with sex answers? 
      September 12, 2019 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    1. This isn’t the place for them. 

    2. Some people have a one-track mind, and make everything sexual. 



    ~
      September 12, 2019 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    OK if you say so. 
      September 12, 2019 7:28 AM MDT
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  • They make me uncomfortable and give me the NO feeling. I’m very shy and prudish. I’m practically Amish...except I have internet. Do Amish people have internet??
      September 12, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 34280
    I do not bruise easily. I have seen a random round bruise on my leg...but not certain the cause. Probably walked in to something. But the last injury I remember was a twisted ankle. 

    My husband broke his leg yesterday. No bruising though. 
      September 12, 2019 8:16 AM MDT
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  • Yikes, hope he has a smooth recovery. 
      September 12, 2019 8:24 AM MDT
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  • 34280
    Thank you. Will see the orthopedic dr in the next few days hopefully all goes well.
      September 12, 2019 10:49 AM MDT
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  • Ahh poor guy, hope he recovers quickly and doesn’t drive you nutz while laid up ;)
      September 12, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 34280
    Will be hard making him rest. He gets bored if not doing anything. 
      September 12, 2019 7:06 PM MDT
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  • Bashing my shin into a table. My injuries are pathetically domestic. 
      September 12, 2019 10:58 AM MDT
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  • Lol cute :) still a bruise, still counts. 
      September 12, 2019 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    you cant say no sex answers and then post that song jaimie 
      September 12, 2019 11:13 AM MDT
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