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Benedict Arnold

Which of the Seven dwarfs best describes your current or last partner?

Posted - September 12, 2019
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  • 11089
    Doc. He was always telling me to get undressed.
      September 12, 2019 7:29 PM MDT
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  • Lol, I love it. :)
      September 12, 2019 7:30 PM MDT
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  • "SNEEZY"

    I'll refer you to past posts Jon has made about his libidinous sneezing.
      September 12, 2019 7:32 PM MDT
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  • I must have missed some posts lol. Dammit. I miss all the good stuff. -_-
      September 12, 2019 7:41 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Allow me to provide you with the answers to all of your questions.  ;)
    https://answermug.com/forums/topic/88374/why-do-some-people-sneeze-when-sexually-aroused-i-bet-you-did-n
      September 12, 2019 7:58 PM MDT
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  • I peaked in on your link. My brains to scattered right now to read all that lol. I’ll get back to it for sure :)
      September 13, 2019 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I think Gol Durnit would be better than DAMMIT.  

    My 2 Cents
      September 12, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • STOP TATTLE TALE ...
      September 13, 2019 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    BONER POINTS FOR USAGE OF THE WORD "LIBIDINOUS"
      September 12, 2019 7:59 PM MDT
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  • Mwah!


     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 12, 2019 8:13 PM MDT
      September 12, 2019 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    You sexy Thang 
    This post was edited by Jon at September 13, 2019 5:00 PM MDT
      September 12, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • Oooh Honey. 
    All I need is a lavender polyester leisure suit to swag in
    and I'll be slam-jammin' to this song baby.

    Now hold on tight while I take you on a ride!
      September 12, 2019 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I think engorged member is better than BONER.  

    My 2 Cents
      September 12, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
    You're are killing me, Sharone

    So Listen up, Sista  *snicker*
    Twinkle is a Superhero fan so if pulling boners is good enough for Batman, it's good enough for him


      September 12, 2019 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I just wanted to see how it felt to moderate.  Just for a minute.  
      September 13, 2019 9:28 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    Sleepy. She's going through menopause, so she's perpetually tired.
      September 12, 2019 8:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Vegamite?  

    Seriously probably needs some progesterone.  

    I hope she considers that one with her doctor of course.
      September 12, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • Meh, what age does that start? I think maybe I’ll just be put in a medical induced coma for those years. 
      September 13, 2019 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    My last one?  That would be LAZY.  Did they have that?

    The one before that was DRUNKIE.

    The one before that was CHEATIE.

    The one before that was the reason I got stuck with all the rest.  That guy was good. And I didn't appreciate him.

    That one was Willow's daddy.  (MY Daughter)  This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 14, 2019 5:07 PM MDT
      September 12, 2019 8:06 PM MDT
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  • I think he might've been a smurf.
      September 12, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Which one? LAZY CHEATER or Drunkie? 
      September 12, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • Lazy, but I made my post before giving you time to edit.  LOL!
      September 12, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yes. I know. I thought about it afterwards.  I am an old lady.  Indulge me.  
      September 12, 2019 8:23 PM MDT
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  • I think we have same issue, I was once with the best person ever. Now no one else can compare Or come close. I think I’ll just become a crazy cat lady lol. 
      September 13, 2019 5:35 PM MDT
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