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Do you believe in astrology?

I asked my doctor how my prognosis was.

He said, "Not good. Mercury is in Uranus."

I said, "I don't believe in that astrological junk."

He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

Posted - September 14, 2019
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  • 5391
    I believe it exists, but not that it is anything but sideshow hokum. Pseudoscience, too long extolled as worthwhile knowledge.  

    IMO, it is a stretch to even match the constellations to the figures they are identified with. 
    A crab, a bear, a water bearer, ....what?
    The ancients had too much time on their hands and too little information in their brains. This post was edited by Don Barzini at September 14, 2019 8:42 AM MDT
      September 14, 2019 4:20 AM MDT
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  • 16838
    Ah, c'maahn. That one was obvious.

      September 14, 2019 11:31 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    I answered the question.
    You’re welcome. 
      September 15, 2019 4:59 AM MDT
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  • You're too much, Slart. :P
      September 14, 2019 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    Hahaha LOL
    oops sorry
    that was you...
    are you ok?
    did he get it out?
    Mercury poisoning
    is no joke...
    ...you're kidding right?
      September 14, 2019 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    Elemental mercury is harmless an will pass through the body if ingested. It is the mercury salts that are poisonous.
      September 15, 2019 9:48 PM MDT
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  • 44652
      September 15, 2019 9:45 PM MDT
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