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Benedict Arnold

I have this mildly insane friend that wants to do a themed roleplay where she's on a date with Donald Trump...

which characteristic will be most crucial for me to capture in trying to make this genuine?

Posted - September 19, 2019
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  • 7280
    Practice that "kitten" grab.
      September 19, 2019 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    She needs to dress in drag herself.  She needs to dress like Guiliani dressing like a woman as his date. 

    That would be choice.  Just look at that visage and tell me you would want to grab anything.  Good deterrent.  

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 19, 2019 5:41 PM MDT
      September 19, 2019 1:14 PM MDT
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  • -First, you’re too naturally tanned. You need to un-tan yourself, then get a cheap spray tan. (extra orange) 

    - suit jacket, with extra long arms.

    -comb over......maybe you could just get a wig. 

    -practice saying “you’re fired” in you’re most egotistical sounding voice, your friend will like that.  

    If I think of anything else,  I’ll let you know. We don’t want your mildly insane friend to be disappointed. 

      September 19, 2019 5:42 PM MDT
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  • Oh, dance like this for your friend before you tell her “she’s fired” she’ll like that too. 
    Okay I’ll be back if think of anything else. 
      September 19, 2019 6:54 PM MDT
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  • You seem quite knowledgeable about this topic....thank you for your well thought out response. Should she dress up like an American flag so I can hug her?

      September 20, 2019 5:49 AM MDT
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  • Yes, you should. But if you want to F....do anything else with her, you should just wrap her in almost any other Country’s flag. Expect not Russia’s. 

      September 20, 2019 9:13 AM MDT
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  •   September 20, 2019 9:25 AM MDT
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  •   September 20, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • Hahahaha  *starts planning trip*
      September 20, 2019 9:47 AM MDT
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  • Lol, did you see I can get it overnight delivery?? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 20, 2019 9:48 AM MDT
      September 20, 2019 9:48 AM MDT
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  • Wouldn't be in time for Feast Friday.  Perhaps Smorgasbord Saturday?
      September 20, 2019 9:49 AM MDT
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  • Well I could probably pick up a few flags for Friday Feast. Yeah, save the mask for Smor....I can’t spell that word Saturday. 
      September 20, 2019 9:51 AM MDT
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  • I suppose that could hold things over...I'm feeling so impatient today. 
      September 20, 2019 9:54 AM MDT
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  • I thought you had some nachos last night to tide you over?
      September 20, 2019 9:55 AM MDT
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  • Those apps were delicious. 
      September 20, 2019 9:56 AM MDT
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  • oh yeah.
      September 20, 2019 9:57 AM MDT
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  • Have to really get in there....

      September 20, 2019 10:00 AM MDT
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  •   September 20, 2019 10:05 AM MDT
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  •   September 20, 2019 10:10 AM MDT
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  • This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM MDT
      September 20, 2019 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 10971
    Props are very important because they can help you get in character and stay in character. EXAMPLE: Before the date scatter a lot of cheeseburger wrappers  around the room and hang up a large photo of Putin. Then if she says - that's a lot of cheeseburger wrappers sporadically wave your arms around while saying - bing bing bing bong. Then show her the photo and say - do you know who that is? If she say's - the President of Russia raise your voice and say - no that's my best friend then turn your head around and say - baring baring then say - hello Vad Donald here - what you would love to come to my party. Also if she asks you if you like her new hair doo make it all about you by pointing to the wig you made from straw and say - you know this is my natural color and I was born with a full set of hair. It might even be a good idea to have a safe word - something Trump would never say like democracy. Cheers and happy weekend!
      September 20, 2019 11:05 AM MDT
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