Wait, Jaimie, today is Wednesday, you know it’s not your assigned day. Please keep your place in line, it really disrupts the whole schedule when you try to take another‘s spot. ((((Psssssst! If you promise not to blab about it, I can double-book you sometime next month. Stay cool and I’ll see what I can do for you.))))
Meh, as soon as the disappointment sets in from the minor leaguers over there, you’ll call me and beg to get your spot back. It happens all the time, I’m used to it by now.
Listen, not one more check until I find out how you’re spending my hard-earned cash. I’d like an itemized list of expenditures and a column explaining the necessity for each entry. Hello? Hello? Jaimie, are you there? Jaimie, this is serious, I’m talking about all the money I send you. Are you there? Jaimie? JAIMIE!
I think Jesus is VERY irate at me. I just had a customer named JESUS. IT was a 2-hour massage and he cancelled. Jesus is laughing up there. He said this is gonna keep happening till I change my moniker on here.