Ok, ladies, it’s quite simple: one at a time you’ll come forward, look me straight in the eye and using any combination of mannerisms and body language you think will be effective on me, and in your most convincing voice, just deliver the line that’s on the cue card, “How would you like me to make that sandwich for you, Mr. Randolph?” Remember, you must be persuasive, or you won’t get the part, so really play it up. Ad-libbing is encouraged, too. By the way, I am a real Hollywood producer, this is a real audition, so please ignore the rumors that say I’m some kind of scam artist . . . (cough, cough). Places, everyone, places! Ok, Miss, you with the number 584 hanging off of you, you're first. Quiet on the set!
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