You seen a coon having $eX with a barncat on top of your truck. Fahk! What's the nature of that David Suzuki?.

What ever happened to David Suzuki? I don't see him on The Discovery Channel anymore. Anyway, I've had a coon in my garage last winter. He was smart enough to follow the cat through the pet door which is mounted in a window up off the ground. It requires the cat to jump up a considerable distance. I guess a coon can jump up also. They like cat food but this coon did not try to nail the cat! ( the coon was sort of friendly and would sit in the pet door and allow me to talk to it. I found it dead on the front lawn several days later. 

I want what you're smoking.

Smokin darts and breakin’ hearts?

I would say living in them thar hills, with them thar Hilllbillies.  Strange things happen in that part of the world..........