I'm dizzy from trying to think of how even a morsel of conversation would go between them. None of them are funny. Most of them start with, "Hey. F*** Ya. Now, next time get some Bounce before we horizantal, man. Then some Linnieal bop bob da be dop sound enters the conversation.
Have you seen how wrinkly you are? F*** Ya."
This would be followed by, " Yes. I did Bounce a bit, didn't I ?!" Now with a little more excitement in his voice, "You think I'm kinky?" With a little shuffle of his newly polished wing tips, "We could try a little if you would like, young lady. "You just name the game.
I've been around the block so many times, I've worn a path."
It just doesn't seem to flow. I can't imagine that relationship having any common ground except the words "Grand ma/pa" followed by "You'd better go ask your parents before I say, yes." Don't forget your pleases and thank-yous!