In a parallel universe, if your pets were responsible to make sure you ate every day, . . .

. . . would you thrive, barely survive, try to make it, have to fake it, get too fat, eat this and that, be forced to forage, overdose on porridge, stretch your belly, become addicted to Kentucky Jelly, eat like a bird, chew your curd, clean your plate daily, chew your veggies gaily, eat like a horse, refuse the main course, have just a morsel, try a fried dorsal, devour a whole bunch, avoid having lunch, alter your diet, or say “please just fry it”?
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