What’s the most useless feature or gadget on your newest smartphone? ~

Btw. you look lovely today. What have you done with your hair?  I mean literally, where is it?

I've found schmoozing Does win brownie points.... even if they don't act like it does.
:) :)

Yes, I learned schmoozing from you and Julie Andrews.  "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."

It helps lots of things go down!  

She is a very wise women, that Julie Andrews.  She played all her cards right! ;) :)

  Did you intentionally write "the the" to see if I am paying attention to you, Snookums?  You needn't go to such drastic displays of throwing yourself at me: I'm ALWAYS paying close attention to you. 

Please don't make fun of my my stutter.

Again, I find myself in a confused state.
Do you have hair or don't you?

A little bit, yes. 


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Now that's what I've always pictured!!  Boogie Woogie Randy!!!
It's also good to see the feel-free mode is in you through and through!
Keep it swingin' and boogin' all the way down your jeans and to your boots!

This post was edited by Merlin at October 13, 2019 6:07 PM MDT

No, YOU don't.  You probably are one of the silent partners who designed the whole contraption.  You know all of the extras are hogwash.  All you STILL need to do is CALL the ones you would like to talk to. ;) :)

Odd you should say that. I predicted them 35 years ago and was told I was crazy...by my first wife. She is glued to hers.

This is why you chose another.  She can't use all her digits while she is digit dialing and absorbed in all the gadgets it offers! ;) :)

Do you communicate with us on it?  If so, I have upped my vote on importance of the extras our phones offer.
It would be a very sad day if you didn't talk to us!
:) :)