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Cheese
toothpicks
hahaha
Redneck Jews only.
a rug
Cuticles. Dangerous
Your nose hair
The crap.
The branch you are sitting on.
Or the branch your ladder is leaning against, unless that ladder is extended WAY above said branch.
I would say that you should never cut the roof off of a car to make a convertible but a kid in my high school did that very thing. So, I got nothing . . .