rubber bands, twist ties, screw driver, tape measure, pot holders, coupons, I'll add to this later. It's only six for me for now. That's why I only asked for six from you; to be fair. You know.
10. Tilde separator clips
9. Tilde labeling device
8. Protective sleeves for storing tildes individually
7. Commemorative entry passes to Tilde Camp in Santa Fe, New Mexico
6. Long-expired coupons for tilde discounts
5. Weathered and dog-eared centerfold pages from various issues Tilde World magazine Model of the Month (ok, so I used to have a problem, I’m all better now)
4. Maintenance records for semi-annual inspections of my heavy-duty, all-weather, airtight, fireproof and water-resistant tilde vaults
3. Manuscripts for the numerous tilde-related essays, plays, children’s books, editorials, novellas, speeches, commercials, news reports, screenplays, comic books, erotica, bond measure proposals, relationship advice columns, manifestos, documentaries, autobiographical snippets, dictionaries, maps, auction schedules, human interest pieces, anthologies, and historical reference books I’ve written over the years (somehow, they’ve all been rejected, and I can’t figure out why)
2. A cleaning kit specifically made for older tildes
1. All of my souvenir tilde magnets from foreign countries that I’ve visited (my wife has threatened to divorce me if I ever put them back on the refrigerator again)
