He is the one who released the photo! Look at all the men at the table some of whom are looking down shamefaced and embarrassed. None of THEM had the guts to stand up to the tumbleweed. Not one.. The tumbleweed looks so perplexed and is definitely sitting way lower because of course the mommy is standing up and scolding the naughty child.
How and why the tumbleweed thinks he looks so awesome good he released the photo and he thinks she looks so awesome bad is why he is what he is. He doesn't have a clue what is going on around him at any time. He lives in his own world of wonder apart from the rest of us 24/7. Inside that world is pure heaven. He has no idea about appearances or cause and effect or what goes around comes around. None of that is in his wheelhouse.
He has no idea he is old fat and orange either.