How many days should I fast to ensure optimal balance between robust weekend appetite, and minimal health/productivity effects from lack of food?
Also, what would you suggest I eat? Any pro-tips to avoid heart attack and salmonella poisoning?
I suggest you fast for two days...liquids only. At the fair, I suggest you have pizza, sausage sandwich, funnel cake, french fries, and an enormous coke. To avoid heart attack, stop at the BBQ area first, and indulge in one rib from the "We dare you to eat this" menu. You will be so ruined for food that you won't really be able to eat anything much for the rest of the day.
Cotton candy, funnel cake, elephant ears, fried cheese sticks, seasoned beef tips, taco in a bag, corn dogs...just to name a few :)
ha, ha,...
dunno, maybe a week?
nothin but corn dogs,texas bbq and Beer!
just dont overeat when youre at the fair
