Discussion»Questions»Books and Literature» Wait, what? I just found out that one of my exes has written a tell-all book about me and is on an international press tour!
It is one paragraph. It's a short paragraph to boot.
Randy was a rubber necker. (no hyphen for you for lying).
He would oogle every woman in sight and I slipped away during one of his oogles. He has been stalking me ever since and he is so bad at it, I'm hardly worried.
THE END.
Who would want to buy that? Everyone already knows.