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Do you still have curtains in your home that you draw ever day and if you do ,do you ever run out of sharp pencils...

So sorry if Randy D or Stew think this is a rather sketchy question.....:( 

Posted - November 28, 2019

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  • 46117
    I cannot see to draw. You see I have BLINDS.
      November 28, 2019 8:20 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Now that was just so unexpected coming from you....I do hope your not taking the rise out of BLINDS.....
    What happens to your BLINDS in the FALL . . .? 
      November 28, 2019 8:24 PM MST
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  • 46117
    That's simple. In the Fall I just pull out the shades.

      November 28, 2019 8:30 PM MST
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  • 14795
    God help us all....another Punster in the making.....lol. 
    Wish I could award another Askers pick for this retort too.      ..:) 
      November 28, 2019 8:40 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It's a shade to early for that though...you need to go see a Draper and pull yourself together more often....May be a Knight or two in the dark might please you I think :) 
      November 28, 2019 8:45 PM MST
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  • 46117
    As I have said before, I pale in comparison to you, but I can post some mean pics.  That is my forte'.  
      November 28, 2019 8:45 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It should be more the Stockade for you, if you keep on cracking funnies better then mime ....:( 
      November 28, 2019 9:01 PM MST
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  • 46117
    As long as we are having fun?  There is no competition.  Just insanity.  LOL  
      November 28, 2019 9:02 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It's mad I know ,but I'm insane for it all to carry on....or off....:( 
      November 28, 2019 9:39 PM MST
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  • 44229
    Not possible.
      November 28, 2019 9:12 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I get to say that Nice Jugs is funnier than me. YOU DO NOT.  HEAR ME?????
      November 28, 2019 9:15 PM MST
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  • 44229
    You have cooties.
      November 28, 2019 9:20 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Whaddaya mean Cooties?  No cooties on ME.

    So I pulled on her hair
    Got her legs in the air
    An' asked if she had any cooties in there

    (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)


    Frank Zappa  Dynamo Hum This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 28, 2019 9:29 PM MST
      November 28, 2019 9:25 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I just don't know what yew mean....lol
      November 28, 2019 10:01 PM MST
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  • 14795
    If it's true that you do really have Blinds....it could be CURTAINS for us all when our lights go out eventually ....:( 
      November 28, 2019 8:27 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Shades or curtains,  You choose.  I take both.  

      November 28, 2019 8:33 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I take it you have nothing against Vanittians I hope.... :) 
      November 28, 2019 8:47 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You misspelled.   
    Venetians?  Those people have gondolas.  They have no need of blinds.


    Definition of venetian blind

     

    a blind (as for a window) having numerous horizontal slats that may be set simultaneously at any of several angles so as to vary the amount of light admitted


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 28, 2019 9:01 PM MST
      November 28, 2019 8:50 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It's my iPad that misspells most of my unintentional mistakes and if it carries on making them,it's gona be curtains for this ear Apple...:( like it or not it going to be a smashing time for someone...:( 

    In Englsnd we have vertical blinds for when  blondes lay down in bed and the look the right way up so we can get some shuteye with out worring about life's ups and downs....:)
      November 28, 2019 9:08 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I would NEVER correct you, I am not  Stew or Randy.  But it ruined my joke.  I had to spell it the Venetian way.  
      November 28, 2019 9:09 PM MST
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  • 14795
    If you infered that you were CURTAINS ,I'd just tell you to pull yourself together for once...:) 
      November 28, 2019 8:29 PM MST
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  • 46117
      November 28, 2019 8:35 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I don't know weather to screen or scream.....I just hope yore knot a Psycho path ....or a pretend articulated lorry driver called Jack the Knife having a Stab at a new type of work......it's a job he could make a kiilling out of ,if you get my point....:)D 
      November 28, 2019 8:54 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I do not own a bicycle so I have no path to cycle on.  


      November 28, 2019 8:56 PM MST
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