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I am a very responsible person. Everybody says so. Every time something goes wrong or somebody gets his nose out of joint, they say I'm responsible!
It's not my place to run the train
The whistle I can't blow.
It's not my place to say how far
The train's allowed to go.
It's not my place to shoot off steam
Nor even clang the bell.
But let the damn thing jump the track
And see who catches hell.
Nobody knows who wrote that. Besides, trains are a thing of the past. (Johnny Cash said that.)