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He/she is so dumb_______________________.

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Posted - December 4, 2019
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  • 1152
    Nope, nope, nope.  Not gonna answer this one...


      December 4, 2019 2:16 PM MST
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  • 10664
    * He's so dumb, he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.

    * He's so dumb, his I.Q. wouldn't measure above room temperature - celsius!

    * She's so dumb, that she has to be reminded to breathe.

    * He's so dumb, he thinks the Mexican Border pays rent.

    * She's so dumb, that she stopped using birth control 'cause the pills keep falling out.

    * He's so dumb, that he consistently loses a battle of wits with a brick.

    * She's so dumb, she had to look up the number to 9-1-1.
      December 4, 2019 2:17 PM MST
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  • 46117
    He voted for Trump.  
      December 4, 2019 2:21 PM MST
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  • 13277
    What, no new material from you? Boring.
      December 4, 2019 2:36 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You calling me boring is like Pence saying Bernie Sanders is going to Hell.  Head up keester.
      December 4, 2019 2:41 PM MST
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  • 13277
    ...it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

    ...he has to get naked to count to 21.

    ...he thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.

    ...he tripped over a cordless phone.

    ...he stole a free sample.

    ...he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind.
      December 4, 2019 2:35 PM MST
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  • 2133
    They listen to the same music tape over and over again like 1000 times or more for it's relaxing qualities not giving a dumb about jumping notes and detrimental snob noise.
      December 4, 2019 2:51 PM MST
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