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Republican Senators were CASTRATED by an old fat orange man. They seem happy as EUNUCHS. Wonder what 4D did with their private parts?

Posted - December 5, 2019

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  • 11275

    Maybe he hangs them on his private Christmas tree well singing - deck the halls with the private parts of congress fa la la la la la la la. Cheers!

    This post was edited by Nanoose at December 6, 2019 2:05 AM MST
      December 5, 2019 5:18 PM MST
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  • 113301
    He is a very peculiar queer little man and gets off on the most bizarre wackadoodle things. Ya think they're all hanging from the ceiling and labeled as to whose they are? His private room where only he goes and off limits to everyone else? I wouldn't put it past him. I would put nothing beyond below past him. SIGH. Thank you for your reply Nanoose and Happy Friday. So like those hunters who murder animals for their heads that they stuff and mount on the walls of their MAN CAVES the 4D has his private memento room with his "kills".  You know 4D is gunning for Trudeau. France should be alerted too as well as Canada. Macron was not an a**kisser either. 4D can only do well among a**kissers. SIGH. Think 4D will blow up the world TODAY? This post was edited by RosieG at December 6, 2019 2:10 AM MST
      December 6, 2019 2:09 AM MST
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  • 46117
    No one can be bigger than he is.  So to make that possible, he had to lop them all off at the root. 



    Stormy Daniels Identifies Trump’s Penis From Mushroom Lineup on ‘Kimmel’

    Adult performer details sex with future president, spanks Jimmy Kimmel with her book ‘Full Disclosure’

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    Stormy Daniels took her description of President Trump’s penis to an awkward, hilarious new level on Tuesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, selecting which variety of mushroom she says  most closely resembles the president’s junk.

    In a now-infamous passage from the adult entertainer’s newly released memoir, Full Disclosure, Daniels writes in granular detail about her alleged 2006 affair with the future commander-in-chief, writing, “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f'd by a guy with Yeti pubes and a di  k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart … It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

    A delighted Kimmel pressed the porn star for even more details, bringing out a hand-crafted forest display that featured assorted shapes and sizes of mushrooms. “Can you hold it up so it’s coming at me at the correct angle?” Daniels cracked, selecting one of the smallest examples as Trump’s penis proxy. She added, “Do you know how much hate mail I’ve gotten from people who love Mario Kart? … In one day, I managed to ruin half of America’s childhood and mushroom farming everywhere.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 6, 2019 2:11 AM MST
      December 5, 2019 5:45 PM MST
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  • 113301
    Too funny. We either laugh or we cry. Laughter is the best medicine and laughing at 4D is most cathartic of all. The best thing is we don't have to make up anything. He is ridiculously absurd as-is au naturel. He needs nothing to make him more ridiculous because he always takes that trophy.
      December 6, 2019 2:13 AM MST
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