Maybe he hangs them on his private Christmas tree well singing - deck the halls with the private parts of congress fa la la la la la la la. Cheers!
This post was edited by Nanoose at December 6, 2019 2:05 AM MSTAdult performer details sex with future president, spanks Jimmy Kimmel with her book ‘Full Disclosure’
Stormy Daniels took her description of President Trump’s penis to an awkward, hilarious new level on Tuesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, selecting which variety of mushroom she says most closely resembles the president’s junk.
In a now-infamous passage from the adult entertainer’s newly released memoir, Full Disclosure, Daniels writes in granular detail about her alleged 2006 affair with the future commander-in-chief, writing, “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f'd by a guy with Yeti pubes and a di k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart … It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
A delighted Kimmel pressed the porn star for even more details, bringing out a hand-crafted forest display that featured assorted shapes and sizes of mushrooms. “Can you hold it up so it’s coming at me at the correct angle?” Daniels cracked, selecting one of the smallest examples as Trump’s penis proxy. She added, “Do you know how much hate mail I’ve gotten from people who love Mario Kart? … In one day, I managed to ruin half of America’s childhood and mushroom farming everywhere.