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Why does MY name always get mentioned at the 12-Step meetings for Sandwich-Makers Anonymous? You’d think I was some kind of psychotic!








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Posted - December 6, 2019

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  • 8214
    Just tell them, It's not your fault, you have a vitamin deficiency.  Then act like that's a good answer. 
      December 6, 2019 9:35 PM MST
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  • 10026
    You're right!
    Vitamin C cures almost every ailment known from sandwich making.
    ...or at least that is what they tell me.
    ;) :)
      December 7, 2019 6:00 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Fake news!  There are absolutely NO ailments brought about by making sandwiches!  In fact, it’s good for you!  I’ll expect a tray of cold cuts on cracked wheat from you by the end of today, Merlie, and I just might forget this insulting post of yours.  Grrrrrr.



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      December 7, 2019 7:51 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Unfortunately, I'm out of cracked wheat but I am cracking up!!

    I am more than happy to pop down to the store and grab some from the bakery.
    I'll be sure to wear my plaid, poofy, apron and pearl necklace on my delivery.
    The smile is as sure thing. That, my friend, you already provided!!
    :) :)
      December 7, 2019 11:10 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Because you are the pillar of sandwiches.  You're obsession of sandwiches and the process they entail defines a huge part of you.
    Any more questions?  I'd be happy to conclude them in a wrap, white, wheat, or rye.  Perhaps, raisin? This post was edited by Merlin at December 7, 2019 6:06 AM MST
      December 7, 2019 6:06 AM MST
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  • 53509

      (You’re Your obsession)
      December 7, 2019 12:40 PM MST
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  • 46117
    This is the Pledge:

    We admitted we were powerless over Randy D`.  He is cunning and powerful.  He will wait until you are at a weak moment and spring a loaf of bread on you and a knife and fixings.  I was weak.  I couldn't stand another moment of him so I made the stupid things.  

    One sandwich is too many.  And one thousand are not enough for him.  

    He is insatiable.  And we must unite and end his reign.  
      December 7, 2019 12:46 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Go easy on the mustard, Sweetie. 


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      December 7, 2019 12:58 PM MST
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