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Randy D

Do you know what’s even better than looking through the peephole in your front door and seeing Randy D standing there?


  Opening the door and seeing he’s surrounded by all his luggage and personal possessions!  He’s moving in today!  (Of course, this will require one bedroom for the Rand-Man and an entire separate room for all the tildes. You’ll receive your sandwich-making schedule immediately, so don’t make any plans.)



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Posted - December 7, 2019
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  • 46117
    He is more than welcome, providing he also brought a hefty bank account and his wallet rife with credit cards.  

    COME ON IN.  I have some great prescription sleeping pills for you.  You need a nice rest after that traveling.  Take a nap and I'll go shopping for us.  To the grocery store.  For the sandwiches.  You can have all the sandwiches you want, son.
      December 7, 2019 8:32 AM MST
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  • 10664
    And here I was going to say "seeing him holding wads of money to give you".
      December 7, 2019 10:04 AM MST
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  • 8214
    No need to go to all that trouble, an email would work just fine.  :  )
      December 7, 2019 1:03 PM MST
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  • 53529



      Hey, wait!  I thought you and I had something going here . . . 

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      December 7, 2019 1:10 PM MST
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  • 8214
    We do, you have really nice teeth.  Did anyone ever tell you that?
      December 7, 2019 2:43 PM MST
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  • 44656
    Seeing Merlin, JA, Sharon, Welby, Slarti, Bookworm and many others. Much better.
      December 7, 2019 1:24 PM MST
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  • 53529
    Hey, you've rebuked me!

    :(
      December 7, 2019 7:19 PM MST
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  • 44656
    Wait...I have to look up that word.
      December 7, 2019 7:22 PM MST
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  • 11114
    Looking through the peephole and NOT seeing Randy D would be even better.
      December 7, 2019 3:04 PM MST
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  • 53529

      No, no, no, no, my little Sugar Plum, you've got it all wrong!  The entire point is that it has to start out that way, and then you add onto it in a way that makes it even better!  Wait, just wait one second here; am I getting a vibe that you don't WANT me to move in with you?  Grrrrrrrrrr. 
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      December 7, 2019 7:28 PM MST
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