Haave You or Have You Not worn a unused plastic garbage, trash, bin bag/liner Yet?

What is your problem? 

Oh yes, my plastic Dalia Lama of Answermug.  Oh yes, I certainly DO wear plastic garbage unused liner bags bin as clothing,  Why?  Because I love the feel of the sweat as it dribbles down my leg into a puddle in my unused plastic garbage liner bags bin as clothing shoes.  Any suggestions how to cure fungus toes due to the puddle of sweat which filled my unused plastic bin liner bags plastic garbage as clothing shoes????  Please advise soon.  Why or why not.

No and I never will......