Choose wisely, ladies: go with him and he’ll have you doing chemistry quizzes and scientific experiments, I’ll only expect sandwich-making and tilde-polishing.
Wow, you’ll both lose out! Instead of braid night, why not all four of us double date one night, one of you select Element, the other one goes with me, then on the second night, swap! We continue to alternate like that night after night. That way, neither of you will really be sure of who’s the father of each of your babies until the day they are born!