How about buying UKRAINE and then giving it to Putin to do with as he wishes? That would be some gift wooden it? Oh he could buy Israel and give it to Iran. He could buy south Korea and give it to Kim. He could give all the despot dictators he lusts after such gifts and maybe they would stop laughing at him and take him seriously.
So what's the holdup? He OWNS the Senate. He OWNS the minority in the House. He can have the majority Dems in the House "taken out" so all that's left are dingdongdon adoring worshippers and then he can own the world. Is there a sniper coming for YOU? Wouldn't you like to know?