On the way-out morally and classically liberal platform we have a duet standing for president - the magnificent combination of SapphicHeart and WingedWonder.
Campaigning as #WonderHeart2016, the duo's policies are no false promises, no taxes, no negativity, no fear mongering, no violence, no wars - peace and love only.
Upholding family values and polite behaviour, Not Trump will soon be appearing as El Machismo, attended by a tribe of gypsies run by the matriarch Lucia, a formidable madonna who has private access to the reins of power. The Macho planks include no censorship and free immigration from other sites. How this marries with family values is still uncertain but Lucia is certain to ensure that it will. Further clarification is needed on the subject of illegal aliens since it seems El Macho has shifted from a previous position of advocating extreme vetting. El Machismo has been silent so far on the subject of how the site would be funded. Some speculate that he is in favour of taxation.
The people have called upon Margarite Matisse, the Beloved and Old School, the SKOL to stand up for art, science, intellect, and culture. Both have commented in the so far unofficial campaign, but have not yet committed themselves to stand as candidates.
Other candidates may still come forward, either as individuals or as teams, but must have different policies so as to give Muggers a clear choice in the direction of this rapidly growing site.
Sharonna Flatline Quantum Nuka Cola has disappointed many by her announcement that she refused to stand. Many saw her as the ultimate candidate for unbridled freedom of word and action.
The date for the election is soon to be set, at which point the official campaign is likely to unleash the full repertoire of demagoguery and political tricks.
The election will run concurrent with a referendum on the need for a president.
Ownership of the site and ToS remain unchanged as these are written into the constitution by the founding parents.
The goddess, Just Asking, watches from heaven with amused and benign interest.
November sounds like a good length of campaign. We'll sound out the consensus.
We need those other candidates to come forward.
And since this site can handle video and sound, we could should be able to organise at least one debate each on glitter and site immigration reform.
#NoWarLoveOnly #WingedHeart2016
#NoRumorLoveOnly #WingedHeart2016
#NoDressCodeClothingOptional #WingedHeart2016
#NoBrexitLoveOnly #WingedHeart2016
No! No! Lucia, you are needed. Desperately.
Tell me what you need in order to make life worth living.
Think of the children!
Think of what it would be like to have El Machismo playing guitar while you lead the dance in Flamenco or Tango (assisting your man with his policies and campaign tactics from behind the scenes,) and all the kids learning to play the rhythms.
Imagine the brilliance of nomads on campaign, attracting immigrant asylum seekers from other social sites, because of the joy.
Well, I must say, El Machismo's latest policy announcement has certainly alarmed me.
I think I will have to desert the het world and seek comfort with a super smart sexy woman.
I opt for full cover, but with nothing underneath and plenty of easy access - to women only.
(I'm in an on-principle rebellion, on strike against Macho policies.)
We always welcome women joining us. There will be plenty of super smart and sexy women among us. Feel free to join our pleasures.
#LovePeaceHarmony #WingedHeart2016
#WingedHeart2016
I am not ignoring this Ms Hart.
I'm writing, or trying to write something that does justice to your great post.
It's.gonna be terrific. Everybody's going to love it.
Believe me. I know more about this than the generals.
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
# EqualityForEveryone #WingedHeart2016