Discussion»Questions»Food and Drink» Even people who don't like coffee, love the smell. Are you one of those wackjobs that don't like the SMELL of covfefe?
I was here. Just sayin'. And I see all you yahoos who said you don't like the smell of coffee. From now on, I'm using scent diffusers to spread that delicious aroma all around the site. The breakroom, the Q&A, the gift shop... even your PMs won't be safe. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha.
The tilde vault is not only lead-lined with 4-foot thick walls, it is also hermetically sealed. I have it stocked full of all the sandwiches and root beer necessary to survive any natural or man-made disaster for several months. I plan to lock myself inside it when the ball drops, and while you fiends are scratching each other’s eyes out over caffeine-fights, I’ll be as snug as a bug. If you weirdos think you’re going to get inside and get your grubby, jittery fingers around my neck, think again. (P.S. I’ll be in there with my harem, and the supplies are sufficient for their survival too. You won’t be invited, Coffee Breath.)