A question for you legal scholars: if my fake online ex-wife changes her fake online name, I don't have to pay her fake alimony any more, right?

If you do, pay her with fake money.

Especially if she is Russian.

I'm not pretending to be a fake legal scholar, but I think if you don't have fake legal representation, you're going to get taken to the proverbial fake cleaners.

I fake like the way you fake think.  Even though you're not faking that you're a fake or real legal scholar, may I fake hire you as my fake attorney anyway?

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Good strategy!

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Dang, no such luck; she's garden-variety American.

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That's one of the things were trying to fix on the site.
Unfair Female practices!
VNT!

You can fake hire me, but I have pretty high fake fees, only my fake first consultation (now complete) is free.

For fake's sake, this is faking funny!

She's also fake two-timing you with your nemesis.

Thank God I didn't get the same Lawyer as you !

Well...you can pay her with Miracle Grow.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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