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Element 99

So I bought this bottle of 12 year old single malt. I said I would only drink it when my wife and I made love.

It's now a 20 year old bottle.

Posted - January 16, 2020
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  • 1152
    I think you have a ways to go yet...


      January 16, 2020 8:57 PM MST
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  • 44619
    That's like a five thousand dollars.
      January 17, 2020 10:01 AM MST
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  • 1152
    Is that how much visits to gentlemen's clubs and massage parlors will run you for the next 10 years?....

    (BTW, the Glennglassaugh is more like $400)
      January 17, 2020 11:02 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Yeah...I found it for that price. Maybe I'll get some. This post was edited by Element 99 at January 17, 2020 11:12 PM MST
      January 17, 2020 11:09 PM MST
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  • 1152
    That's what The Whiskey Exchange says.

    (I'm not a whiskey drinker, so I have no idea if this stuff is any good or not...But it is 10 years older than your bottle...)
      January 17, 2020 11:12 PM MST
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  • 44619
    That's where I just went.
      January 17, 2020 11:14 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Maybe you need to get yourself a blow-up doll.
      January 16, 2020 11:56 PM MST
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  • Why not instead have a drink everytime Halley's Comet comes around.  It flies over our skies about every 75 years.   This way yyou're sure to have more opportunities to imbibe.
      January 17, 2020 12:59 AM MST
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