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Benedict Arnold

My throat is sore, I feel hot and I just watched Bridget Jones movie Cos I was too tired to look for the remote, Do you think I’m dying?

I’m pretty sure I’m dying And the last movie I’ll have ever watched is Bridget Jones. This is awful. 

 

Posted - January 25, 2020
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  • 53526
     
      I don't know if you're dying because of it, but it sure sounds as if you could be pregnant.

    (((My vasectomy was 20 years ago, so don't even think it.  Go find yourself another sucker.)))



    ~
      January 25, 2020 11:05 PM MST
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  • SUCKER? What? you’re just Jealous of the baby daddy.
      January 26, 2020 1:25 AM MST
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  • 53526
     
     "Jealous"?  Who, me?  Listen, I'm not jealous of the poor fool, I just pity him the misery you're going to out him through. I know how you are with your demands for alimony payments. Grrrrrr. 

    ~


      January 26, 2020 7:02 AM MST
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  • Jealous rant, reported. 
      January 26, 2020 7:05 AM MST
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  • 53526
    Lol.  I'll ignore that, I know it's just the pregnancy hormones talking. 

    ~
      January 26, 2020 7:07 AM MST
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  • If I wasn’t dying I’d have a smart azz come back here....you’ll feel bad for saying that when I’m dead -_- 
      January 26, 2020 7:12 AM MST
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  • 53526
    You're not really dying, it's either heartburn, gas, or pregnancy. 

      Mom, Jaimie's being a drama queen again!  May I have her room?

    (Cute and adorable little brother Ran-Ran)
    ~
      January 26, 2020 7:16 AM MST
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  • You’ll be sorry when I’m dead. 
      January 26, 2020 7:57 AM MST
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  • 53526

      All I care about is getting your room. Exactly how long is it going to take for you to expire?  I think I've been patient enough. 
    ~
      January 26, 2020 9:44 AM MST
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  • 11089
    Bridget Jones' movies are bad, but they are rarely fatal. I think you'll be fine.
      January 26, 2020 5:01 AM MST
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  • I’m not sure, I’m still alive for now but I’m not sure if I’ll last the day. 
      January 26, 2020 6:08 AM MST
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  • 53526

      Mom, when Jaimie dies, may I have her room?

    (Little brother Randall D)
    ~
      January 26, 2020 6:59 AM MST
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  • She said no, my ghost is going to live in my room watching bad rom-coms for eternity, trying to solve life’s mysteries like what’s wrong with Renee Zelwegins eye’s. 
      January 26, 2020 7:03 AM MST
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  • 53526
      January 26, 2020 7:08 AM MST
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  • 44649
    I thought they were fun...and Bridget is SO hot.
      January 26, 2020 7:15 AM MST
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  • 53526

      Jaimie, Professor Element likes Renee's eyes. Maybe they turn him on. 
    ~
      January 26, 2020 7:19 AM MST
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  • 44649
    It's her mouth and smile.

      January 26, 2020 7:23 AM MST
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  • 53526
    Her mouth and her smile are up there, Professor, but I think we all know what you meant. Carry on.

    ~
      January 26, 2020 7:25 AM MST
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  • 44649
    You have the corona virus. We're shipping you to China.
      January 26, 2020 7:18 AM MST
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  • 53526

      But those virus-origin towns in China are on lockdown. Nobody in, nobody out. (Except the dozens of people who have already escaped the blockade.)
    ~
      January 26, 2020 7:21 AM MST
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  • 44649
    Airlift and parachute for her.
      January 26, 2020 7:24 AM MST
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  • 53526

      Listen, if I'm already paying for the plane ticket, a one-way trip to fly over China is not cheap, so there's absolutely NO WAY I'm kicking in for a parachute too.  Let her take her chances on finding a nice soft haystack or something like that on the way down. Grrrrrrr.
    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at January 26, 2020 12:20 PM MST
      January 26, 2020 7:28 AM MST
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  • If you both keep it up I’m going to breath on you both and give you the Mexican beer virus. 
      January 26, 2020 7:42 AM MST
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  • 53526

      (breath breathe)
      January 26, 2020 9:40 AM MST
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